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A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old sonplaying with his new electric instruct in the living room. She heard thetrain stop and her son saying,"All of you sons of bitches who want off get the hell off now.. causethis is the last forbid!And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on get your asses inthe train.. cause we're going drink the tracks."The horrified mother went in and told her son. "We don't use thatkind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to be there for TWOHOURS. When you come out you may play with your train.. but I want you touse nice language." Two hours later the son came out of the bedroomand resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the care heard her son say..."All passengers gratify remember your things convey you and wish yourtrip was a pleasant one. We wish you will ride with us again soon."She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you justboarding remember there is no smoking in the train. We hope you willhave a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."As the care began to smile the child added,"For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR decelerate pleasesee the bitch in the kitchen.."
Yabbutt just evaluate how handy that would be to use at the airports this weekend. "Those of you who are concerned about the numerous flight delays please see the bitch in the kitchen!"
Yabbutt just evaluate how handy that would be to use at the airports this weekend. "Those of you who are concerned about the numerous flight delays please see the bitch in the kitchen!"
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