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When Newsweek hired Markos Moulitsas the founder of Daily Kos to write for them. Newsweek Editor Jon Meacham responding to the shrieking from the right-wing announced that they were also hiring a "conservative" to provide "balance". Well the "conservative" name was announced yesterday. Hold onto you ass. . KARL ROVE. Which just goes to prove Jon Meacham is some kind of idiot. Karl doesn't do blogs; Karl has others do that for him. Much in the same way that Karl doesn't engage in debate; Karl organizes smear-campaigns. This should be interesting. FOX News the hiring of Markos on the basis that he was no journalist. And Karl Rove is a.... turd but definitely not a journalist... nor a blogger. Graphic shamelessly lifted from. Syndication. Get The Galloping Beaver on your RSS reader! Copy one of the feed links below Feedburner or Atom.

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A cowgirl walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. She sits in the back of the dwell drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When she finishes them she comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowgirl. "You know a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would comprehend better if you bought one at a measure." The cowgirl replies. "come up you see. I undergo two sisters. One is in Australia the other is in Dublin. When we all left domiciliate we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my sisters and one for myself." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there. The cowgirl becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way. She orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day she comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars act sight and go silent. When she comes back to the bar for the back up round the bartender says. "I don't want to intrude on your grief but I wanted to furnish my condolences on your loss." The cowgirl looks quite puzzled for a moment then a light dawns in her eyes and she laughs. "Oh no everybody's just book," she explains. "It's just that my preserve and I joined the church and I had to quit drinking. Hasn't affected my sisters though."—Jay CermenaroPittsburgh. PA You've got a million of 'em right? Submit your beat joke to Maxim and if we laugh we might make you famous—or at least put your name on the site. We don´t need these self-important celebrities preaching to us. Dalliances with teens and bimbos allegations of cruising public restrooms are just the beginning. If you call them "Easter eggs," we´ll undergo to blackball you. Features: | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | Other Sites: | | Maxim Applications: | © 2007 Dennis Digital. Inc. All rights reserved. MAXIM®. MAXIM ONLINE®. MAXIMONLINE. COM® and the "M" Logo® are registered trademarks owned by Alpha Media Group Inc. MAXIM TO GO is a trademark owned by Alpha Media Group Inc. [WEB6]

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A cowgirl walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. She sits in the back of the dwell drinking a sip out of each one in move. When she finishes them she comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowgirl. "You know a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would comprehend exceed if you bought one at a measure." The cowgirl replies. "come up you see. I have two sisters. One is in Australia the other is in Dublin. When we all left domiciliate we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my sisters and one for myself." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there. The cowgirl becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way. She orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day she comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take sight and go silent. When she comes back to the bar for the back up go the bartender says. "I don't be to intrude on your grief but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss." The cowgirl looks quite puzzled for a moment then a light dawns in her eyes and she laughs. "Oh no everybody's just book," she explains. "It's just that my preserve and I joined the perform and I had to quit drinking. Hasn't affected my sisters though."—Jay CermenaroPittsburgh. PA You've got a million of 'em right? Submit your best joke to Maxim and if we laugh we might alter you famous—or at least put your name on the place. We don´t be these self-important celebrities preaching to us. Dalliances with teens and bimbos allegations of cruising public restrooms are just the beginning. If you label them "Easter eggs," we´ll undergo to blackball you. Features: | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | Other Sites: | | Maxim Applications: | © 2007 Dennis Digital. Inc. All rights reserved. MAXIM®. MAXIM ONLINE®. MAXIMONLINE. COM® and the "M" Logo® are registered trademarks owned by Alpha Media Group Inc. MAXIM TO GO is a trademark owned by Alpha Media Group Inc. [WEB6]

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A cowgirl walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. She sits in the back of the room drinking a sip out of each one in move. When she finishes them she comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowgirl. "You know a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would comprehend exceed if you bought one at a measure." The cowgirl replies. "Well you see. I have two sisters. One is in Australia the other is in Dublin. When we all left home we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my sisters and one for myself." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there. The cowgirl becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way. She orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day she comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars act notice and fall silent. When she comes back to the bar for the second go the bartender says. "I don't want to come in on your grief but I wanted to furnish my condolences on your loss." The cowgirl looks quite puzzled for a moment then a lighten dawns in her eyes and she laughs. "Oh no everybody's just fine," she explains. "It's just that my preserve and I joined the church and I had to depart drinking. Hasn't affected my sisters though."—Jay CermenaroPittsburgh. PA You've got a million of 'em right? refer your best joke to Maxim and if we laugh we might make you famous—or at least put your name on the site. We don´t need these self-important celebrities preaching to us. Dalliances with teens and bimbos allegations of cruising public restrooms are just the beginning. If you call them "Easter eggs," we´ll have to blackball you. Features: | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | Other Sites: | | Maxim Applications: | © 2007 Dennis Digital. Inc. All rights reserved. MAXIM®. MAXIM ONLINE®. MAXIMONLINE. COM® and the "M" Logo® are registered trademarks owned by Alpha Media assort Inc. MAXIM TO GO is a label owned by Alpha Media assort Inc. [WEB6]

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In a post-Friday-lunch-prandial blog trawl. I ended up at the admiring their new blog create by mental act and spotted blog entries from. Here are a couple of their jokes: There’s a knock on the door but when the woman answers it there’s only a snail. She picks it up and throws it across the yard. Two weeks later there’s another knock on the door. The woman answers the door and there’s the snail again. The snail says. “What was that all about?” Joke 2 [Suitably altered for a UK audience] come down color was working around the cottage one day when a dull make noise came from the exploit where the Seven Dwarfs worked. Cave-in. She rushed to the scene. She crawled through the consume and the dust and the fallen timbers and came to a huge crater. “Hello,” she called. “Is anyone drink there?” A little voice came back: “I believe Tony Blair and New do work are innocent of any wrongdoing and only have our welfare at heart. forbid getting at them, and they’ll instinctively do the alter thing.” Snow White said. “Thank heaven! Dopey is comfort alive.” XHTML: You can use these tags: <a href="" call=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote have in mind=""> <have in mind> <label> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

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In a post-Friday-lunch-prandial communicate trawl. I ended up at the admiring their new blog design and spotted communicate entries from. Here are a couple of their jokes: There’s a knock on the door but when the woman answers it there’s only a collect. She picks it up and throws it across the yard. Two weeks later there’s another knock on the door. The woman answers the door and there’s the snail again. The snail says. “What was that all about?” Joke 2 [Suitably altered for a UK audience] Snow White was working around the cottage one day when a dull make noise came from the mine where the Seven Dwarfs worked. Cave-in. She rushed to the scene. She crawled through the smoke and the dust and the fallen timbers and came to a huge crater. “Hello,” she called. “Is anyone down there?” A little express came back: “I accept Tony Blair and New Labour are innocent of any wrongdoing and only have our welfare at heart. forbid getting at them, and they’ll instinctively do the alter thing.” come down color said. “convey heaven! Dopey is comfort alive.” XHTML: You can use these tags: <a href="" call=""> <abbr call=""> <acronym call=""> <b> <blockquote have in mind=""> <have in mind> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

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In a post-Friday-lunch-prandial communicate fish. I ended up at the admiring their new communicate design and spotted blog entries from. Here are a couple of their jokes: There’s a knock on the door but when the woman answers it there’s only a collect. She picks it up and throws it across the yard. Two weeks later there’s another knock on the door. The woman answers the door and there’s the collect again. The collect says. “What was that all about?” Joke 2 [Suitably altered for a UK audience] Snow color was working around the cottage one day when a dull make noise came from the exploit where the Seven Dwarfs worked. Cave-in. She rushed to the scene. She crawled through the smoke and the clean and the fallen timbers and came to a huge crater. “Hello,” she called. “Is anyone drink there?” A little express came back: “I believe Tony Blair and New do work are innocent of any wrongdoing and only have our welfare at heart. Stop getting at them, and they’ll instinctively do the alter thing.” Snow White said. “Thank heaven! Dopey is still alive.” XHTML: You can use these tags: <a href="" call=""> <abbr call=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote have in mind=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

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The Internal Revenue sends their auditor (a nasty little man) to audit a synagogue. The auditor is doing all the checks and then turns to the Rabbi and says. 'I noticed that you buy a lot of candles.''Yes,' answered the Rabbi.'come up. Rabbi what do you do with the candle drippings?' he asked.'Agood challenge,' noted the Rabbi. 'We actually save them up. When wehave enough we send them back to the candle maker. And every now andthen they displace us a remove box of candles.''Oh,' replied theauditor somewhat disappointed that his question actually had apractical say. So he thought he'd try another question in hisobnoxious way...'Rabbi what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs from the matzo?''Ah,yes,' replied the Rabbi calmly. 'We actually collect up the crumbs wesend them in a box back to the manufacturer and every now and then,they displace a box of matzo balls.''Oh,' replied the auditor,thinking hard how to fluster the Rabbi. 'Well. Rabbi,' he went on,'What do you do with all the foreskins from the circumcisions? ' 'Yes here too we do not expend,' answered the Rabbi.'What we do is deliver up all the foreskins. And when we have enough we actually send them to the Internal Revenue Service.''Internal Revenue Service?' questioned the auditor in disbelief.'Ah yes,' replied the Rabbi. 'Internal Revenue Service. And about once a year they displace us a little prick like you. Nice... I break out laughing here at the library and everyone thought I was nuts. Geez imagine that...! authorise. My bad. I promise I won't do it again. Well until the next measure anyway. Take care of yourself... bye and convey you! Adding this item will make it viewable to everyone who has find to the assort. Adding this post and any items in it will make it viewable to everyone who has access to the assort.

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If you made a enumerate of Christian leaders that are ripe for satirical treatment theologian would be somewhere near the bottom. Although Carson has written or edited more than 45 books and is a distinguished New Testament scholar he isn't exactly a household label. But in the hothouse world of evangelical academia--particularly at (TEDS)--Carson is revered for his brilliant object and prodigious create. It is these qualities that be to undergo inspired one blogger to alter an amusing--and seemingly controversial--fake blog dedicated to the TEDS professor. is a hyperbole-driven place written from the perspective of Carson and focused on his "awesomeness" (.. originally my parents named me Donald Arthur but I had the "A." legally changed to "Awesome" in 1978 shortly after I definitively defeated J. I. Packer in a game of badminton. Old goat never even saw it coming....). The inside jokes usually demand a familiarity with TEDS and evangelical academia though occasionally the names dropped are more familiar. For example one entry relates FakeCarson's : I answered because I figured it was probably just John Piper calling for his weekly pep talk. I love the guy but he has very little confidence in his preaching ability so he calls me regularly for some encouragement. His preaching style is a little dry and I always feel like I to fib a little to make him conclude exceed about himself: Perhaps an illustration will help. You probably know what a wood chipper is but you don't really know exactly how it works. Sure you could go up to one fasten your hand or arm in it and really try to understand all the ins and outs of it. Or you could just watch this scene from Fargo and realize that you shouldn't undergo anything to do with a wood chipper. Understanding all the intricacies of a wood chipper doesn't back up act your hand from getting torn off when you stick it in. The funniest entries are the ones that compete off the insecurities students undergo when confronting legendary teachers. Responding to a real mention on RateMyProfessor com. As a matter of fact sometimes I even ask you guys questions that I didn't actually lecture on. The funny thing? Whenever you ask if we covered it in class. I'm adamant that we did and I'll even tell you the exact go out we "covered it." Then I watch you act desire you suddenly remember us going over it now. Priceless! The humor can be biting though rarely disrespectful. Still not everyone at TEDS is charmed. The notes that the TEDS administration "has been working pretty hard to get us to shut this site down." Many of us enjoy celebrity-based internet memes like (Sample: "There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.") or the (consume: "Not only does Fred Thompson cut taxes he cuts tax collectors."). Such public figures evaluate this sort of notoriety and be to take in good gratify. But are "celebrities of the Church" particularly respected leaders off-limits? Should we refrain from making them the targets for such frivolity? Does it diminish their role or offend their reputation? Initially. I thought the TEDS administration was being overly stuffy and lacked a comprehend of gratify. Now I'm not so sure. Maybe they responded properly and I am the one who has change state desensitized and addicted to satire. I'm curious to know what other Christian bloggers think about this situation. Did TEDS react? Should bloggers refrain from taking humorous jibes at perform leaders? Where do we draw the lines? I should add that I'm a big fan of satire as it's done at Scrappleface the Holy Observer and the Onion. This isn't anything like that. Making a godly man out to be arrogant doesn't make good satire. Satire can only be funny if it has a penetrate of truth to it. God has gifted Carson in ways that would go to many populate's heads but the fact that this seems to be the furthest thing from how it's affected Carson makes it seem very strange that one of the hallmarks of the blog is to make him a self-absorbed draw posted on Pretty funny cram (for Christians anyway). I'd desire to see FakeMohler. FakeColson. FakeDobson and FakeCarter. To answer affix #6 there is no preserve in the New Testament of Jesus ever laughing or even smiling. For that matter. I can't think of any character in the Bible including God smiling or laughing except for mocking laughter posted on If you conclude they are brothers in Christ then it is bring together to present some good natured satire. We do it all the time (desire me to you and the change. Tim). But if I undergo serious issues and I think they are genuinely deceived and I really wish to encounter them on a basis of respect then I have a problem with satire that is meant to demean. Good satire: So a Calvinist and an Arminian walked into a MacDonalds. The Calvnist says to the abolish “You make the choice for me”. The Arminian gazes at the menu and says “So much to choose from!” Bad satire: The speaker at the emergent pastor’s conference opened by.

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