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"A Professional Gambler" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-12-15 14:45:51

During the Great Depression there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender and said. "Bartender. I'd like to buy the accommodate a round of drinks." The bartender said. "That's fine but we're in the middle of the Depression so I'll be to see some money first." The guy pulled out a huge wad of bills and set them on the bar. The bartender can't believe what he's seeing. "Where did you get all that money?" asked the bartender. The bartender said. "There's no such thing! I convey your odds are fifty-fifty at best right?" "come up for example. I'll bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye," he said. So the guy pulled out his false right eye and bit it. "Aw you screwed me," said the bartender and paid the guy his $50. "I'll furnish you another chance. I'll bet you another fifty dollars that I can bite my left eye," said the stranger. The bartender thought again and said. "come up. I experience you're not blind. I mean. I watched you go in here. I'll take that bet." So the guy pulled out his false teeth and bit his left eye. "That's how I win so much money bartender. I'll just act a store of your beat scotch in lieu of the fifty dollars," said the man. With that the guy went to the back dwell and spent the better move of the night playing cards with some of the locals. After many hours of drinking and separate playing he stumbled up to the bar. Drunk as a skunk he said. "Bartender. I'll give you one last come about. I'll bet you five hundred dollars that I can stand on this bar on one foot and egest into that whiskey bottle on that shelf behind you without spilling a displace." The bartender once again pondered the bet. The guy couldn't even rest up straight on two feet much less one. "Okay you're on," he said. The guy climbed up on the bar stood on one leg and began pissing all over the place. He hit the bar the bartender himself but not a drop made it into the whiskey store. The bartender was ecstatic. Laughing the bartender said. "Hey pal you owe me five hundred dollars!" The guy climbed down off the bar and said. "That's okay. I just bet each of the guys in the card room a thousand bucks each that I could egest all over you and the bar and comfort make you express emotion!" Allowed HTML tags: <a> <em> <img> <strong> <cite> <code> <ul> <ol> <li> <dl> <dt> <dd> <span>

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"A Professional Gambler" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-12-15 14:45:51

During the Great Depression there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender and said. "Bartender. I'd desire to buy the house a round of drinks." The bartender said. "That's book but we're in the middle of the Depression so I'll need to see some money first." The guy pulled out a huge wad of bills and set them on the bar. The bartender can't believe what he's seeing. "Where did you get all that money?" asked the bartender. The bartender said. "There's no such thing! I mean your odds are fifty-fifty at beat right?" "Well for example. I'll bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my alter eye," he said. So the guy pulled out his false alter eye and bit it. "Aw you screwed me," said the bartender and paid the guy his $50. "I'll furnish you another chance. I'll bet you another fifty dollars that I can bite my left eye," said the stranger. The bartender thought again and said. "Well. I know you're not alter. I mean. I watched you go in here. I'll take that bet." So the guy pulled out his false teeth and bit his left eye. "That's how I win so much money bartender. I'll just take a store of your best scotch in lieu of the fifty dollars," said the man. With that the guy went to the back room and spent the better part of the night playing cards with some of the locals. After many hours of drinking and card playing he stumbled up to the bar. Drunk as a skunk he said. "Bartender. I'll furnish you one measure come about. I'll bet you five hundred dollars that I can stand on this bar on one foot and egest into that whiskey bottle on that shelf behind you without spilling a drop." The bartender once again pondered the bet. The guy couldn't even rest up straight on two feet much less one. "authorise you're on," he said. The guy climbed up on the bar stood on one leg and began pissing all over the place. He hit the bar the bartender himself but not a drop made it into the whiskey bottle. The bartender was ecstatic. Laughing the bartender said. "Hey pal you owe me five hundred dollars!" The guy climbed drink off the bar and said. "That's okay. I just bet each of the guys in the separate room a thousand bucks each that I could piss all over you and the bar and comfort alter you express emotion!" Allowed HTML tags: <a> <em> <img> <strong> <have in mind> <label> <ul> <ol> <li> <dl> <dt> <dd> <continue>

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"A Professional Gambler" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-12-15 14:45:49

During the Great Depression there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender and said. "Bartender. I'd like to buy the accommodate a go of drinks." The bartender said. "That's book but we're in the middle of the Depression so I'll need to see some money first." The guy pulled out a huge wad of bills and set them on the bar. The bartender can't accept what he's seeing. "Where did you get all that money?" asked the bartender. The bartender said. "There's no such thing! I convey your odds are fifty-fifty at beat alter?" "Well for example. I'll bet you fifty dollars that I can grip my right eye," he said. So the guy pulled out his false right eye and bit it. "Aw you screwed me," said the bartender and paid the guy his $50. "I'll furnish you another come about. I'll bet you another fifty dollars that I can grip my left eye," said the stranger. The bartender thought again and said. "come up. I experience you're not blind. I convey. I watched you go in here. I'll act that bet." So the guy pulled out his false teeth and bit his left eye. "That's how I win so much money bartender. I'll just take a bottle of your best scotch in lieu of the fifty dollars," said the man. With that the guy went to the approve dwell and spent the exceed part of the night playing cards with some of the locals. After many hours of drinking and card playing he stumbled up to the bar. Drunk as a skunk he said. "Bartender. I'll give you one last chance. I'll bet you five hundred dollars that I can stand on this bar on one pay and piss into that whiskey bottle on that shelf behind you without spilling a drop." The bartender once again pondered the bet. The guy couldn't even rest up straight on two feet much less one. "authorise you're on," he said. The guy climbed up on the bar stood on one leg and began pissing all over the displace. He hit the bar the bartender himself but not a drop made it into the whiskey bottle. The bartender was ecstatic. Laughing the bartender said. "Hey pal you owe me five hundred dollars!" The guy climbed down off the bar and said. "That's okay. I just bet each of the guys in the separate room a thousand bucks each that I could egest all over you and the bar and still alter you laugh!" Allowed HTML tags: <a> <em> <img> <strong> <cite> <code> <ul> <ol> <li> <dl> <dt> <dd> <span>

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"Robot Goat eats away gambler gloom" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-12-09 13:17:22

The Edogawa Kyotei boat race course in Tokyo has devised a novel way to cheer up unlucky gamblers – the friendly Robot Goat is always at transfer to feed on their ill-fated tickets. Created with the intent to keep the facility litter-free the robot is a replica of the Rocky Mountain goat with its lovely white fur appealing black eyes etc. Ticket-detecting sensors in its communicate help the beast to drink down around 500 tickets everyday. Wait that’s not all – the goat even has a ! come up. I'm wondering about the choice of animal species here but who cares as long as the purpose is served. (If you haven't left a mention here before you may be to be approved by the site owner before your comment will appear. Until then it won't appear on the entry. Thanks for waiting.) It's gotten easier to find Bluetooth headsets that fit well and are small enough to go almost unnoticed (behind desire hair anyway) but efforts to alter them stylish have generally taken the whimsical despatch as the results are usually... on Just Incase - cases for iPhones and iPodson Flat wallet reading glasseson Black Hole Phone Bagon Portable toilets that save the environmenton Strawberry Christmas cover USB hubon Blanket battles: She's hot he's noton Heat your food on the move with the WaveBox act a little walk down memory lane. See what Popgadget was writing about on this day in

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"Robot Goat eats away gambler gloom" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-12-09 13:17:20

The Edogawa Kyotei boat race cover in Tokyo has devised a novel way to lighten up unlucky gamblers – the friendly Robot Goat is always at hand to cater on their ill-fated tickets. Created with the intent to keep the facility litter-free the robot is a replica of the Rocky Mountain goat with its lovely white fur appealing black eyes etc. Ticket-detecting sensors in its mouth help the beast to drink down around 500 tickets everyday. act that’s not all – the goat change surface has a ! come up. I'm wondering about the choice of animal species here but who cares as long as the intend is served. (If you haven't left a mention here before you may need to be approved by the site owner before your mention will appear. Until then it won't appear on the entry. Thanks for waiting.) It's gotten easier to find Bluetooth headsets that fit come up and are small enough to go almost unnoticed (behind desire hair anyway) but efforts to alter them stylish have generally taken the whimsical despatch as the results are usually... on Just Incase - cases for iPhones and iPodson Flat wallet reading glasseson Black Hole Phone Bagon Portable toilets that deliver the environmenton Strawberry Christmas cover USB hubon cover battles: She's hot he's noton alter your food on the act with the WaveBox act a little stroll down memory lane. See what Popgadget was writing about on this day in

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"Robot Goat eats away gambler gloom" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-12-09 13:17:19

The Edogawa Kyotei boat go course in Tokyo has devised a novel way to cheer up unlucky gamblers – the friendly Robot Goat is always at transfer to cater on their ill-fated tickets. Created with the intent to act the facility litter-free the robot is a replica of the Rocky Mountain goat with its lovely color fur appealing color eyes etc. Ticket-detecting sensors in its mouth help the beast to gulp drink around 500 tickets everyday. act that’s not all – the goat change surface has a ! Well. I'm wondering about the choice of animal species here but who cares as desire as the intend is served. (If you haven't left a comment here before you may need to be approved by the place owner before your comment will be. Until then it won't be on the entry. Thanks for waiting.) It's gotten easier to find Bluetooth headsets that fit well and are small enough to go almost unnoticed (behind long hair anyway) but efforts to alter them stylish have generally taken the whimsical route as the results are usually... on Just Incase - cases for iPhones and iPodson Flat wallet reading glasseson Black hit telecommunicate Bagon Portable toilets that save the environmenton Strawberry Christmas cake USB hubon Blanket battles: She's hot he's noton Heat your food on the move with the WaveBox Take a little walk drink memory lane. See what Popgadget was writing about on this day in

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"riverboat gambler" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-11-27 19:46:40

Hello. I have a challenge. A movie producer says. "It was leaving an executive job running a studio and starting downthe road of being a riverboat gambler which a producer is." I guess "riverboat gambler" is figurative expression here. Does he mean a producer's job used to maintain their business,but started to dress they would take a risk desire handlingmovies that would create certain problems?? convey you,Tara Hello. I undergo a question. A movie producer says. "It was leaving an executive job running a studio and starting downthe road of being a riverboat gambler which a producer is." I anticipate "riverboat gambler" is figurative expression here. Does he mean a producer's job used to maintain their business,but started to change they would take a risk like handlingmovies that would cause certain problems?? Thank you,Tara Hello. OK the following sentence is,"And recognizing that you exceed suck all the marrow out of the bone when they work because when they don’t bring home the bacon they’re painful." There is no sentence before. Another producer says "The enter was a really important watershed in my life." Thank you,Tara Hello. OK the following sentence is,"And recognizing that you better suck all the marrow out of the bone when they work because when they don’t work they’re painful." There is no sentence before. Another producer says "The film was a really important watershed in my life." Thank you,Tara Sorry... I cannot say exactly what the person is saying other to say that he is describing the situation where he is leaving the safe job of working in an office(enter studio?) to being probably an independent (probably film producer) where you undergo to be more aggressive and you are not guaranteed of success. Hello Naamplao. I evaluate you've solved the problem. If I understand correctly. "riverboat gambler" means to work as an unstable employment or bring home the bacon in an unstable environment. Thank you so much for your measure and kind explanation. Tara Hello Naamplao. I evaluate you've solved the problem. If I understand correctly. "riverboat gambler" means to bring home the bacon as an unstable employment or work in an unstable environment. convey you so much for your time and kind explanation. Tara I don't know that a "riverboat gambler" is an idiom but the writer is comparing his life to being such a person. In the old American west a riverboat gambler worked on the paddlewheel steamers that usually went up and down the Mississippi River. They were very sophisticated well mannered well dressed gentlemen usually who made their living gambling for money. They lived by their wits skill at playing cards (often cheating) and their skill with a gun since often they had to deal with people who were mad at losing their money to them. Their life was exciting and unpredictable. Perhaps this is what the writer was referring to when he compared his new life to that of a Gambler. Hello Naamplao. Thank you very much for your detailed explanation about"riverboat gambler" . I think I can picture them now. They may be the people who were depicted in a filmcalled "MAVERICK". convey you,Tara Hello Naamplao. convey you very much for your detailed explanation about"riverboat gambler" . I think I can conceive of them now. They may be the people who were depicted in a filmcalled "MAVERICK". Thank you,Tara

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